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while loling at craigslist missed connections on polly's MacBookPro2007

4 or 6 train, crowded, turning pages in book with chin, got off at 14 - m4w
"Thought you were adorable and really did want to ask you for your number, but all that came out was "I hope you enjoy the rest of your book!" Dumb. So, please, if by any chance you read this, send me an e-mail!"

L00000L

i may get one of these

every night after coming home from the country club, my "voice" that i hear when i'm saying things in my head is in the accent of whoever bussed with me that night, and it goes on until i go back to work the next day and hear someone else.
last night was hispanic
tonight- liberian
kind of annoying.

A GREAT STORY:


I BOUGHT TWO DIFFERENT FISH A MONTH OR SO AGO. ONE WAS REALLY FAT BUT I DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT. WHEN I WENT UP TO MY ROOM TO GO TO SLEEP I FOUND LITTLE THINGS SWIMMING SO FAST IN THE TANK.

SHE HAD SEVEN BABIES, I AM SO PROUD OF HER.
CONGRATULATIONS TO HER AND THANKS TO THE OTHER FISH FOR NOT EATING THEM RIGHT AWAY.

this is not my fish, but this is what it looks like.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
hahah what

i had one of the worst/grossest dreams last night. i was sitting on the dining room floor and looked down onto my leg. there was a huuuuuuuuuuge parasitic hook worm looking things woven in between my skin. i kept trying to pull it out but my arm kept falling off. then i got tweezers and a huge rectangular piece of my skin opened up. it was two worms connected, and it kept hissing and laughing and it looked like it had pulled all of my bone and intestines out. after i pulled it out my mom put it into a plastic box and tom walked in with a huge piece of cake for a celebration.


then i woke up and found a big pile of throw up on the corner of my bed, via gussy.

tonight
bring food and fun and yourself

FUCK CHEMISTRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS AT ALL.



FUCK CHEMISTRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS AT ALL.



FUCK CHEMISTRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS AT ALL.



FUCK CHEMISTRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS AT ALL.



FUCK CHEMISTRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS AT ALL.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i made paper and taped fish to my wall.


EHHHHHLA.
WINTER BREAK IS IN FOUR DAYS.

i had a dream last night and Sexy Results by death from above was playing and there was a huge group of people with mullets, wearing leather and jean jackets dancing in a squared off area for a long time and at one point an elephant walked through.

Last night someone died behind my house. I heard the noise and thought it was someone in our garage so i looked but thought nothing really of it except that i would be kind of sad if my bike was stolen. i keep having dreams that that happens. A half an hour later i went to sleep and at the same time the people pulled the person out of the car. It's awkward to think that i was just laying there, heard and noise, and it happened to be someone dying a house or so away. don't drive drunk i guess.. i didn't know of any of this until i woke up, but when i turned off the light i felt something behind me, so i jumped on the bed and looked and everything was black and white and swirling. but it was probably just my eyes adjusting.

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i really like this lady.

sucks.

but leopard is tight.

Give me lots of random facts that you know, please!

the orthodontist took a profile x-ray of my face. it looked like this.

I'm getting braces on Wendsday.

I might not go to Ewing next year.

we won! we won!